Signs You Have Had a Good Workout

In honor of Marisa's killer step class today, I offer the following list:

Signs You Have Had a Good Workout

• You stumble into the locker room with hair looking like Nick Nolte's mug shot.
• You have a sudden craving for protein so strong that find yourself saying, in a flat zombie voice, "Steeeeeaaaaak."
• You can literally wring your gym clothes out. 
• You suddenly find yourself dressed and realize you were so zoned out you don't remember. "How did I get in these clothes? 
• You find yourself hyper-aware of food smells.  Me to Florence as we got on the elevator to go back upstairs after Step, "Someone's had french fries on this elevator."
• You attack your lunch like a wolverine over fresh kill.
• Even after attacking your lunch like a wolverine, you are still hungry.
• You feel like you have been on a short trip to the Amazon.
• 2 hours after class your muscles stiffen up and suddenly you have the legs of Godzilla. 
• You feel like you could literally eat your desk...then you begin imagining the desk with A-1 sauce, maybe a little ranch.  You wonder how many calories are in a serving of desk.  Is desk considered a carb?