Oh the irony!

So on the way to work yesterday I had a scary moment.  A Doritos truck came close to taking me out! Not one of those van type things that the snack machine man drives, but a full on, 18 wheelin' Doritos truck.  Luckily it merged into the correct lane, but for a minute there it looked dicey!  I was like, seriously?   All these years Doritos have been trying to take me out (Cool Ranch ones are like my personal kryptonite) and now I get "clean" and the Doritos truck is after me.  Oh the irony!